The Magic Formula!
I have devised a simple three-step plan to capture Ian’s heart, should I happen to die and ladies wished to come a-courtin’:
- First, laugh at his jokes. If you think he’s funny he will like you. CHECK.
- Then, be real smart in a pragmatic yet intuitive fashion. This will impress him and he will respect you. CHECK!
- Lastly, be totally bonkers. Ian goes gaga over crazies and this will be the clincher that will inspire his love. CHECK. . .mate!?