One funny, one scary
1) I should only ever make soups (defined as slop you eat in a bowl) and salads (defined as vegetables and stuff tossed in some kind of sauce). They are really good and the rest is bunk.
2) I think the key to me being happy and satisfied with anything in life (work, relationships, hobbies, stupid household chores, etc.) is that I need to struggle. If it is too easy I despair.